'The Internet Is Destroying Your Life'

Fifty years from now, you will look back with regret at all the hours you spent watching cat videos and reading mind-numbing celebrity gossip. At least, that's what the people of the future say in this frightful warning
The Poke used their time machine to travel to the year 2068 and learn about "one of the greatest disasters to befall mankind" — the Internet. Sure, it may seem like harmless fun now, but the Internet will destroy your life. (Insert dramatic music.)